Vacuous Slogans. As A Service.
Us gym freaks have always had to rely on tired clichés or even… print media for our workout one-liners. It's 2017 and disrupting this space is long overdue.
Bart Wow, you know Rainier Wolfcastle?Simpsons 5F16
Homer Yeah, he helped me blast through the burn and ride the zone
Enter the sloganplay_circle_outline
Seemingly endlessThat's right. Sloganator uses 100% awesome technology to bring you exactly 41,776 unique slogans.
…leaving you more time to ride through every limit.
The human touch (beta)If you'd rather be sloganatored aurally, click the play button and prepare for the vocal onslaught.
Firefox users should enable that
With the Hipster Sloganator®, you can stay ahead of the irony curve, impress your frenemies, and enjoy retro products that confuse the locals.
Hipster me up
Slogans as a service is disrupting the status quo, using functional paradigms and microservice architecture in The Cloud.
API, you say…
Well natürlich. How else would you power your smart-watch app if not with a lightweight API for the Internet of Things?
Plain text HTTP
$ curl http://sloganator.io/gym You gotta annihilate your barrier!
…or JSON, of course
$ curl -H "Accept:application/json" http://sloganator.io/hipster ["Artisan beet ramen!"]